To start with, i wanna say FUCK YOU to StarHub.. Cause on sat, my mom wanted to change my SCV box.. cause the old one is kinda screwy up so my mom went to the service center in TM to change.. then we get the new digital cable box..At 1st i tot still quitegood.. blah blah.. then.. everything fucked up.. the box can't connect 2 my tv properly so cant even watch ani shows cept 4 the gay ass channel 5 and CNA.. So Starhub u are gay.. haiz.. aniwae during Sat i went 2 chinatown wif my parents.. the y wanted to go book tour..so i dun wanna go and i go OG.. then over there i go 2 the toy department and juza sit down.. play music on my phone and sing softly... then suddenly i abit tired so i close my eyes and continue singing softly.. then when i open my eyes then i saw 2bucks on the floor.. wow someone tot i am a street performer.. lol..
jay chou rocks :: 8:03 AM
This is the latest South Park Episode.. Episode 1011- Hell on Earth 2006
jay chou rocks :: 11:35 AM
wow s0rri 4 the late post.. yesterday was busy busy playing football.. damn fun.. aniwae sku yesterday was like The Fast and Furious movie.. juz wifout the cars.. cause yesterday totaly no klass.. s0 i play footballl 4 awhile then g0 home... then after tat i went 2 TM.. BUT most of tm shops are klosed... so go home hor.. took 39.. quite fast lah.. cause i was the onli one inside.. so i started singing..all the way near my house.. then this girl was looking @ me wierdly... i damn pai seh.. my face red like monkey ass like tat.. so lyk tat i post a South Park Episode.. Episode 1001-Return of Chef
jay chou rocks :: 8:13 AM
Hi everyone.. wow 2dae was kinda ku...2moro will be even kuller.. 1st piece of great news was tat i g0rt full marks 4 maths test!! yay.. ok.. then english we had this gay mock exam shiit... damn hard.. but nvrm tat.. cause chinese i g0rt a b- overall YAYAYAYAYAY!! so then mentoring was kinda gay.. cause lky keep bullshit bout getting into uni... but i wasnt realli listening cause i wanna go poly... so yeah like tat lor.. then @ TM i saw this ah gua.. he was dress like an air stewardess damn funny...ok ok so since i in gd mood i post 2 South PArk Episodes!!
South Park Episode 812: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
South Park Episode 905: The Losing Edge
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jay chou rocks :: 3:29 PM
Hi everyone.. here is the latest South Park episode.. Episode 1010: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
jay chou rocks :: 3:56 PM
sian sian sian.. tat is wad 2dae is about.. sian..i hurt my back so cannot go 4 PE.. but then i really wanna play football.. but never bring PE.. so teacher say those hu nvr wear PE cannot play.. so mat was damn pissed and started swearing and blasting the ball around.. lol so PE teacher scold him lol... then i oso tio.. but nt so bad.. aniwae IS test was kinda hard...piang eh.. royston write soo much for the test lor.. sia lah.. aniwae to cheer u up mat, i post this video for u.. South Park Episode 301: Getting Gay With Kids
jay chou rocks :: 12:47 PM
sorry guys.. dun have much time to blog so i just post 1 south oark video.. episode 807..The Jeffersons
jay chou rocks :: 4:47 PM
hey everyone.. cause youtube now is pretty fucked up so some videos cannot watch.. sorry ah.. so aniwae 2dae is really borring.. yay i gt a c+ for chinese ca.. nt bad sia... considering i write loads of crap.. aniwae the break and lunch veri borring.. cause they say due 2 haze tat is y cannot play... my god.. it's all crap.. then maths was pretty tough.. matrices is tough.. but must preservere!! then as i said lunch was borring.. then siaw yang. hubert and the music ppl all studying their exam.. gd luck.. then came physics.. which was kinda borring.. listening to presentations.. but the good thing was tat we ended early... and Tiong made corny stuff... we say luke suan us.. but then tiong say jensen grp most suan.. cause he gt lemon.. lame... but funny...then me and weige spent loads of time dismentling the physics proj...PSI!!!! err i probally shouldnt put on wad it means cause it is kinda racist..then i made a few theories bout those ppl.. i saw cause they are poor and they are addicted to smoking but cant buy cigarrettes cause they are nklfjhssoijgs(nt putting the country real name) ppl.. so they use other means... lol.. oh yah duck had this joke.. what is the difference between a battery and the england(some other country oso can) team? the battery has a positive side..
Ok.. here is a episode of South Park.. enjoy!
South Park Episode 908.. The day after 2morrow...
Here is another episode! Episode 804: Passion of the jew
jay chou rocks :: 4:00 PM
Hey hey this clips shows the history of canada's hottest action stars Terrance and Phillip!
jay chou rocks :: 9:21 PM
This is a old episode but pretty funny.. episode 613: The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers.. enjoy!!
jay chou rocks :: 5:15 PM
This here is the latest South Park Episode... Episode 1009- Mystery of the urinal deuce
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jay chou rocks :: 5:01 PM
U have waited a long while for this............................................................ South Park The Movie- Bigger, Longer and Uncut
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jay chou rocks :: 4:32 PM
yo guys.. 4day's post i would go into much detail... cause i have to say smth.. we had a captain ball tournament.. as i used to play captain ball in pri sku.. i had high expectations.. at least i created a goal.. so YAY!! we got 3rd.. tats great.. and then we had 2 check our trig papers... nt bad la i passed... juz made a "few" careless mistakes..then was physics proj.. which was kinda fun...YX rawks... he is de best.. then we had had 2 seperate 50yrds(i think) of wire.. and luke and Stuart U GUYS RAWK!! Thanks 4 helping us out!! and luke dun care wad ppl say bout u.. u rawk..then on the mrt there was this grp of raffles students laughing damn weirdly.. weird..
kk the reason 4 such a short and undetailed post is causei am here 2 clarify a few tings.. i noe tat i am a main star in a blog..(wont say hu) and i wanna u guys 2 noe i dun take note off such comments.. cause i onli take notice of comments frm 2 ppl.. my special someone and my grandmother.. then i dun take shit frm anione else.. when i was young my grandma said i was too lazy.. so i took up sports.. my dad spent a whole yr trying 2 tell me tat and my grandma took 1 min..in p6, my special someone told me i was too angmoh.. so i changed.. 4 her sake.. and how i am hu i am... i deeply love both of them...now dat she has changed, when i meet her again she will tell me 2 nt say vulgar words.. and i will listen.. and i respect my grandmother.. oh yah and i 4got 2 thank someone... thanks Siaw Yang 4 tat water bottle.. U RAWK
jay chou rocks :: 4:09 PM
ok.. 2dae the whole day @ school veri veri rush.. 1st before PE, mat did the flag raising..as he never do b4 so abit slow la... then these 2 assholes from 106 were laughing away.. then Ingham came... screwed them soooo badly tat OMG they almost wet their pants... then after tat was PE which was realli gay.. then came IS which was equally shitty but short..then gene came up wif a theory..:IF P DOES NOT PLAY CAPTAIN BALL, GENE WILL PLAY. IF GENE PLAY, MOMO PLAYS, IF MOMO PLAYS, YX PLAYS, IF YX PLAYS, TIONG PLAYS, IF TIONG PLAYS, WHOLE 201 play.. BUT IF WHOLE 201 PLAY, TAT MEANS P PLAYS.. IF P PLAYS WE DUN PLAY...then soon after was the real workout.. we had 2 get the materials 4 the physics proj and we had run all round the sku... from com lab to staff round to lab to canteen and so on.. the real fun beigins on the MRT home.. when we reach lavender, this auntie wanted to leave so she approached the door.. the WRONG DOOR!!! me and james was laughing like shit.. ok i dun have much time 2 continue.. so bye
jay chou rocks :: 4:11 PM
Ok hi everyone AGAIN.. due to popular demand i am gonna post the latest South Park Episode. 1008- Make Love, Not Warcraft
jay chou rocks :: 8:13 PM
ok.. my blog is on fire.. all thanks to flaming.. but nvm bout tat..so 2dae nth much happened in sku.. all the lessons were kinda borring cept 4 chinese.. we watch Shen Diao Xia Nu.. damn funny..me and tiong were @ the back making fun of the story.. like saying they are having gay sex, mass sex and even the Power Rangers and Justice League werent spared frm me and Tiong..and in maths Ingham got pissed off wif X.. quite funny la.. Ingham u rule balls... kk then after we had mentoring.. a telematch.. WOW.. tat was "fun".. this is when tiong created his theory.. they were looking for 15 volunteers from each class.. then tiong say : "IF YOU VOLUNTEER, YOU WILL NOT GET CHOSEN" wow really?! me and duck were thinking abt it.. but then it was juz a corny joke.. cause u have alreay volunteer so no need to get chosen.. lame.. but it was funny.. cause tiong said it... then Mr Lim extra la... he gt so pissed tat he asked the whole class 2 join!??!! sure lose la.. man.. Yi Xun wasnt veri happy oso... so we decided me, gene and YX dun play captain's ball for 201 on friday.. we recruiting more members.. Tiong is the main guy..and without us lets look @ our SUPER TEAM THAT IS UNBEATABLE!! the girls and the rest u dun join us... lets see how 201 suffer without Gene, YX, Tiong and me... no need play liao.. 202 u will win... oh yah, for other mentor grps, I am looking 4 a mentor grp to adopt me to join their captain ball team... Thanks.. GENE U ROCK.. YI XUN U ROCK, TIONG U ROCK
jay chou rocks :: 3:40 PM
hi there everyone.... 2dae was the day where i was struck by a drought... of money... tell ya why later.. 1st we had home econs.. which i tot was pretty cool.. supposedly cool.. but it was all horribly WRONG.. we had to 1st learn how to make mashed egg mayonaise.. lol.. even retards also noe la... then we were taught how to spread it on bread... WAH KAO.. even disabled ppl can do la.. the worst was when we go make milo.. i wanted to put in my own milo powder... NO.. they help me put and helped me pour hot water!!! WTF.. hello.. this is NUS HIGH.. not the home for the mentally retard assholes.... after then we had someone giving us a speech.. man he had a chinese accent... u.. dont...say..nothing.. bad(say it quickly).. very funny.. then after tat we go play soccer.. suuuuper fun.. i score a volley sia!! YAY!!.. then FPS is damn slack lor.. so nt saying anithing bout tat.. so i skip alllll the way to the zoo... we reached the zoo and entered for the "behind the sence" tour...WHAT A RIP-OFF!! we paid 10.50 for tat tour.. all we got was some guy with a funny accent telling us some shit... then we wanted 2 get a map of the zoo so tat we can tour round it easier.. me, jun yi, duck, james, kay wee, mat and darren low went to ask the ticket seller for a map... she said noooooooooo... cause we paid a 50% ticket price($7.50) so we cant get a map.. U MEAN WE NEED TO PAY $7.50 MORE TO GET A FUCKING MAP??!!?! we saw the ang mohs getting free maps..wah lan.. how come they get free map leh??? so we got a map from Dr Xia(thanks) and went to KFC.. nono not Kallang Fucking Center..over there we eat alot.. man the cheesito is damn nice...BAGUS!! after that me, jun yi, bird, james went to the Fragile Forrest.. quite fun la.... then we go in we saw a pond with stingray.. i wanted to act like steve irwin... but no nuts to jump in and wrestle the bleddy thing.. oh yah the butterflie attacked me...all was normal till leaving time.. me, james and ZX went to take a bus home.. donnovan dun wanna join us.. lol we reached home damn fast la.. so taking the bus is sometimes faster than the MRT.. HAHAHAHA... thanks mat for the delicious breakfast..
jay chou rocks :: 6:52 PM
Hey hey hey.. hi everybody!! 2dae was actually more fun than the other days as more stuff happened... ya even though it is a suuper short day.. ya as short as Jian Yun.. kk pardon me 4 being corny.. the day started with laughter.. Jensen was parade commander.. mathias u lucky bastard.. get to slack.. no need to raise flag .. aniwae jensen was parade commander.. and when he gave command, he action.. shouted like shiit.. SEKOLAH SEDIA!.. the whole scholl was laughing like fucking shit..then next came PE..we played a gay match where the onli way to score was to stop the ball on the line... What the FUCK??!! kk.. but before tat me duck tiong was kicking the ball around.. then jensen came and act manager... hahahaha.. lol.. so after that we went to shower.. we did not notiice the soccer coach inside the cubicle bathing.. then we started swearing for no god damn reason.. so after the bath was Integrated science... then we had to cultivate bacteria.. so poured some smelly shiit into the petri dish then place it somewhere and wait for 3hrs... WTF?? 3 hours?!! no way man.. so i kinda cheated and put mine near gene's and asked him to help.. and we had to give our presentations on biodegradeble soap.. okok this where the funny shit realli happens..(i dun use real names).. B(girl) had to give her presentation with her friend..it was not a realli convincing one.. so we had to vote from the scale of 1 to 5.. most voted 3.. but J(boy) voted 5 so enthusiacally.. so it is obvious that J like B..... so i ran out of school.. cause i was not supposed to leave before 1pm.. it was 11.30am.. as i was runnin out, the indian guard ask me why i running.. i say nth so he say ok and went off..ok.. the entire MRT trip was crap so skip all the way to the time when i am inside my condo bus.. 2 fucking bitches and their daughters sat @ the back of the bus.. then the daughters started making noise.. so their mothers asked them to shut up.. then the 2 mothers started talking loudly... REALLY LOUD!!! it was so loud tat i heard every word they said.. i was rite infront with earphones on listening to FAINT.... tat loud... ok.. aniwae thanks for the mooncake gene.. really enjoyed it..
jay chou rocks :: 2:04 PM
sorry.. this is just a testing post.. cause juz now my blog cocked up.. so testing 1,2,3........
jay chou rocks :: 9:20 PM
Hi there everyone... it is getting realli borring in school these few days.. EVERYTHING! Scouts is getting realli borring and i wanna Ponteng it on Saturday.. what a waste of my time... that time can be spent sleeping.. dreaming of her.. but what the heck.. And when we play soccer nowadays, it seems that we like sudden death.. cause these few times a decisive goal would be scored in the last minute..so in between will be veri veri borring.. chances missed.. ok.. 2dae was realli stupid la.. nth much interesting.. (what u expect from chinese??).. but during english Jian Yun was OWNED!!! he gave a presentation of the top 5 household inventions... Air Con, TV, MP3, Telephone and computer.. these 5 are the most important??!!?? No WAY!! So during Q&A we owned his ass... we asked what bout lightbulbs and etc.. He said they werent important!!! WTF!! The we designed a house for him.. a pit with each of the five items listed above in it... No door.. no toilet!! imagine if he wanna lau sai... That would be hilarious!!Shit will flow out of his ass like a river... then later some asses from Touch community services came and told us bout cyber safeness.. About blogging, he asked us whether flaming other ppl on blogs is correct or not.. Most of us say it was ok, but some yr 1 asshole said no.. cause he was flamed before... what a loser.. he was shrieking like a bleddy girl.. So anyone has an excuse for me to skip scouts?
jay chou rocks :: 3:41 PM
So sorry.. i also forgot about another MV.. It is another Jay MV... And i wanna wish someone special super good luck for her exams.. Jia You!!
Jay New MV:
jay chou rocks :: 5:57 PM
Haiz.. that day when Liu Li Hui return my chinese compo, we realised Zhe Xu has a nice ass.. Okok... wad i want 2 say is that when Lian Han saw it, he laugh like shit... total Jackass.. Aniwae mainly it is beacuse my compo is totally off topic... and i wrote an entire paragraph of "very" in chinese.. then Zhe Xu took it during lunch and showed everyone... yep.. everyone... so then now almost everyone heard bout it... especially SRI.. he wented mental... wad a loser.. Then 2day during chinese, we go to com lab.. then timo was there.. but Liu Li Hui did not see @ all... very funny.. then we inverted the screen and told Liu Li Hui.. she was damn worried.. Should have seen the way she looked.. veri veri funny.. HAHAHA.. Now Zhe Xu has yet to return me my chinese compo.. but nevermind.. i still have my "Ting Xie" with me...
By the way here is Jay Chou new MV:
jay chou rocks :: 5:43 PM
hi everyone.. MoMo here.. starting a new blog.. hope u will read.. Majulah Liverpool!
jay chou rocks :: 1:27 PM